Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Some amusing extracts from my conversation with this "nice" office lady

"Oi, what are you doing here?"
Wow could you say anything nicer to greet someone? i don't know...

"Hi i'm looking to get a visitors pass just for one period?"
"Do you even have a reason?"
enough said...

"oh i'm sorry i just wanted to visit my girlfriend for her free period? i just wanted to make this proper by asking at the office for a short visitors pass."
"And WHO are you?!?"
"Ummm... i'm Kwan Min Lee, i go to nsb year 12, here do you want me to show you my id?"
"i'm not even sure if i can believe you, now why are you visiting again?"
"oh i'm visiting my girlfriend"
"oh then definitely not"
"oh? sorry why not?"
"no one visits this school as a visitor without MY approval and even if you had a good enough reason, which you do not i would not let you in."
"oh? sorry? why not? i don't understand"
"i don't even know who you are"
seriously go screw yourself GOSH

and then i wasn't even allowed to hug her before the art teacher told me to piss off and then close the door behind me, as though i was going to burst through and pull a Virginia Tech or something far out